Welcome to the Death Brewery!
So glad you could make it! I guess I should explain a little why I'm here and lets see if you still want to hang out.
The Death Brewery is a home brewery located in New York City. My wife puts the Death in Death Brew. Our tiny apartment is littered with homebrew stuff. She hates the unsightliness as well as the space it takes up but, within all relationships there is compromise. Our compromise is that as long as the house isn't overrun with "tubes and buckets" and when we invite people over I can hide my dirty little secret I can keep my hobby.
When the wife first said "Death to Homebrew!" I was nervous. I couldn't understand why she would try and stifle a hobby that I have grown to love. So, like any good husband I ignored her and continued to brew. She grew angrier with every bubble from an airlock until we had the conversation I'd been dodging since we first were dating. Turns out she didn't care that I brewed but it boiled down to the way I stored my equipment and her limited of knowledge in the art of brewing.
The first thing I learned was the wife was afraid of the wort chiller.
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| Hide your chiller! |
She went into detail about how when we were first dating and she saw my wort chiller she thought I was a mad scientist and that the wort chiller was nearly a deal breaker in our budding relationship. I've heard this story many times since then from urban homebrewers. Some have been ousted by landlords the day they move in for "
using steam" and claims that the landlord didn't have the insurance for "
experiments". It really opened my eyes to the lack of knowledge the general population has about homebrewing and more importantly to the regular Joe our equipment is downright peculiar. With the meth epidemic and meth labs being showcased in mainstream media I've even known urban homebrewers who have been accosted for their "
meth lab".
Homebrewing has been legal since '79. Thanks Jimmy Carter!
She didn't like the fact that I had so much equipment and that it was stuffed into a closet where coats and clothes should be. It's how I'd always stored my homebrew equipment, I had a homebrew closet! Our tiny NYC apartment only had 2 closets and one was hers and one was mine. The problem wasn't my hobby it was how we utilized our space.
We got some industrial shelving and a cover we got from the
container store and my equipment, my carboys full of fermenting beer, and my bottled homebrew vanished in about 20 minutes of assembly. Win win, we got the use of another closet, I got organized and she got the aesthetics she desired in small space living. I give her credit for helping me organize and helping me realize that the way things look has a direct relation to the way you feel about your surroundings. I don't mean to get all feng shui on you trust me, we are more controlled chaos than anything else but my wife does have a knack for making use of our tiny space and making it look good.
Are you still with me? Good! Thanks for your interest in my adventures in urban homebrewing and I look forward to hearing from you about your adventures as well. So give me a shout
@DeathBrew on twitter or email me @
deathbrewnyc@gmail.com
I'll be posting about craft beer, homebrewing and just the general love and appreciation of adult sodas.
Cheers!